- THE BEVERLY HILLBUSHIES -
Come 'n listen to a story 'bout a man named Jeb;
The poor governor could barely keep his Florida red.
But then one day he knew just what to do!
He'd have Harris scrub the voter rolls of minority fools.
Democrats, that is. Texas pee.
Along came our Civil Rights Commission but who cared.
It just didn't matter cause ol' Jeb's a millionaire.
The media executives said "get away from there!"
So the country still don't get it, and all we can do is swear.
Darnit, that is. Fiddlesticks. Suffering succotash.
Well now it's time to say goodbye to our democracy.
Our voters disenfranchised just as much as they could be.
Our president's a dimWit;
everything he does is wrong,
And Jeb and Harris aren't in jail, though that's where they belong.
Y'all go away soon now, ya hear?
by Susan at Dumbya.com
VOTE FOR KERRY!
