Subject: Just a little funny . . .
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do one also entitled, "Survivor-Texas Style." The contestants will all start in Dallas, then
drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville.
They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and
Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally
back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:
I'm gay,
I love the Dixie Chicks,
Boycott Beef,
I voted for Al Gore,
George Strait Sucks,
Kerry in '04,
Hillary in 2008,
and I'm here to confiscate your guns."
The first one who makes it back to Dallas alive, wins.
